Tribute to the snake oil salesman

I have to hand it to Len. See, Len is my co-worker. Here at Dart, there aren't departments and nothing really functions like a "normal" company. So Len does a lot of different things....wears many different hats if you prefer a cliche. As we all do. But Len is best at being Len. And that's being a shyster, a filibuster, a con artist. I mean that with the utmost respect. I've seen Len diffuse a situation where a customer is really pissed off by talking about a fishing trip. Sometimes I sit there and to be honest, it offends my sensibilities. It's an insult to my intelligence. But there he is, plugging away. He does what he does and he's good at it. God bless him