Bacon and eggs; vodka & diet coke

Yesterday I made some bacon to go along with my eggs...I normally don't make breakfast since I have a slim margin between the time I wake up (5am) and the time I need to leave (5:30am). My bowel movements are regular so that needs to be attended to upon waking up. Then the dogs need to be attended to- walked, fed, let out. That leaves me with barely any time whatsoever to make breakfast. But anyway, yesterday I thought I'd make some breakfast burritos for myself since I had some tortillas...an easy breakfast to eat in the car. Well this bacon- Smithfield brand- was gross. I'm not sure why everything in my fridge is ice cold except this pack of bacon which seems to congeal into one giant glob of fat. I could barely pull apart the slices. I keep telling myself never to buy any brand of bacon except Oscar Meyer yet I still do it. Today, my breakfast is a 44oz diet coke with about a half pint of vodka. Much better